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lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

lovestiel:

a mix for when you feel like your cells are on fire and everything surrounding you has turned to ash [x]

i. icarus - bastille ii. r u mine? - arctic monkeys iii. switzerland - daughter iv. blood bank - bon iver v. dna (unplugged) - little mix vi. no light, no light - florence & the machine vii. why’d you only call me when you’re high? - arctic monkeys viii. laura palmer - bastille ix. holocene - bon iver x. i’ll drown - soley xi. i’m through - ingrid michaelson xii. the woods - daughter xii. love the way you lie - skylar grey xiii. heavy in your arms - florence & the machine

true as fuck zodiac
aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini
when ken does the sleeves thing… (for emily ♥)

i ordered my textbook a couple days ago for the class i have tonight and it’s not here yet and i’m not all that worried but also like i am ??? bc what if the teacher really does expect me to have it tonight? i could have bought it on campus for like $40 and i ordered it online for like $8 like she can’t fault me for saving all that money.

hahaha classes start tomorrow fuck

100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

norocket:

sebastian stan??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of sebastian stan spill out of jacket] w-what  a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of sebastian stan scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for chris evans just listen 

Crystal Reed + autograph sessions

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